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The Wasatch Hash House Harriers
 welcome you to Northern Utah

The Wasatch Hash House Harriers was formed in 1991 by Mark "Worthless" Hardy as a social "R*nning Club" with four simple goals:

  • To promote physical fitness among our members
  • To get rid of weekend hangovers
  • To acquire a good thirst and to satisfy it in beer
  • To persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel

The WH3 is a club for all levels of physical fitness that encourages teamwork over competition and tries to make getting a little exercise a fun thing to do.  We *un every other Saturday around 2pm and occasionally a weekday hash.  Grounded in British tradition and the spirit of a good rugby club, one definitely needs a sense of humor to enjoy our antics.  We often jokingly call ourselves a "Drinking Club with a Running Problem", but this is firmly tongue in cheek and should not discourage serious runners or those who prefer not to drink.  Located within these pages you can get a taste of our humor and our history, but the faint of heart should be warned that Hash humor is occasionally of an adult nature.  Explore at your own risk.

    NEXT HASH: Saturday, December 17, 2011, 2:00pm until 9:00pm

    Cum one, cum all to Cougar Park! for the )$%&TH running of the Wasatch Hash House Harriers co-hared by your very own Smells Like Kermit's Finger and Cherry Poppins!

    Pre-lube starts at 2pm hares away somewhere between 230 or 3pm, with a wonderful, amazing trail complete with shiggy, one possibly two beverage checks, and as always good times! A to A+? More info to follow on that...

    Please join us for the holiday hash celebration, we'll be enjoying the season potluck style, with a turkey or ham to will be sacrificed upon an altar/platter after the trail for you wankers. The beverage theme for this event will be wine (BUT if you're going to wine, feel free to bring your own beer). We've Her-A-Cum's special recipe for Glu Wein!

    Don't forget to wear your "favorite" ugly holiday sweater, bring virgins, whistles, a change of shoes (new ones if you dare), a wrapped " naughty" white elephant to exchange, and a bottle of wine/side dish to share, oh yes and your virgins!

    This trail and on-in is dog friendly. Bring kids if you absolutely must as long as you're not too very particular about their upbringing. But please do remember it is after all a hash and you should know by now what all you can expect from half-minds... Your pet can't tell the school principal or counselor what happened at the party, consider yourself warned. :) (Oh, and no poofers or downers, any present will be bent over Santa's knee for a proper spanking...)

    Any questions, comments, concerns, or other deeply rooted issues, please feel free contact Kermie 801-243-4545 @ or Cherry 435 757 9741! On-On!!!!