The impressive bunch of Wankers who somehow manage to make sure this group is not completely dis-organized
The Mis-Management
| No Picture Available | Grand Master/Mattress: Pussy Jumper This is the one to blame when things go wrong and the one who is often forgotten when they go right. The GM is responsible for providing the Hash a direction and being just annoying enough to get us there without being thrown into the closest lake. The GM also often plays a significant role in planning Hash special events. |
| No Picture Available | Religious Advisor: Smorgas Whore This is the one to blame regardless of how things are going. Generally an individual with an outgoing personality and an above average sense of humor, the RA serves as the Master of Ceremonies (read also as Bastard of Ceremonies) and does their best to keep the Pack under control and entertained. The Circle is the RA's domain to reward or punish the misadventures of the Trail as well as sincerely apologize for not getting the Hash Gods to provide the right weather. |
| No Picture Available | On-Sec/Hash Cash: Grim Streaker Since we can't escape the fact that Beer isn't free as in speech, someone has got to hold the responsibility for figuring out how many Half Minds showed up and how we're going to pay for keeping them lubricated. Hopefully we somehow found a responsible person to do this that can also count above 10. |
| No Picture Available | Hare Raiser: Cock Rider Someone needs to be designated to set the Trail at each Hash. And since generally no one wants to volunteer to do it, the Hare Raiser has the job of tricking people into "volunteering". Upon request, the Hare Raiser will also take Virgin Hares and help them out with their first few Trails so they don't f*ck it up and get us all lost. |
| No Picture Available | Song Meister/Mistress: I've Got
Crabs There is without a doubt, no abundance of singing talent in the Hash. But we sing anyways! Being that a typical Hasher is far too lazy to learn new songs on their own, the Song Meister is there to fill in with tunes more entertaining than "Why Was He Born So Beautiful?". |
| No Picture Available | Hash Scribe: Algebraless Did you miss a *un? No problem! The Hash Scribe will write something up about what you missed and who you missed and of course, who missed you. It's not likely to be accurate, mind you. You can't have everything. |
| No Picture Available | Hash Flash: Cock Screw
Action If you are tired of the poor journalistic abilities of the Hash Scribe, then you can always depend on a picture being worth a thousand words. Actually, most Hash pictures are worth way more than a thousand words. If some of those words take the form of a legal disclaimer, you'll have to see the Hash Flash directly to view those. Website pics stay as close to PG-13 as possible. |
| No Picture Available | Beer Meister: Johnny
Cockring Are you a Hare wondering if we have any Beer left over from past Hashes? Good thing this guy is keeping track of it for us without taking too much out of the supplies for personal use. |
| No Picture Available | Haberdashery: Red Eye Nobody needs worthless souvenirs like Hashers do. Well, it's not scientifically proven, but man do we buy a lot of useless crap. If you would like some useless crap that says Wasatch H3, this is the guy to blow, er.. find. |