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While by no
means a definitive source of Hash Songs, these are
some of the songs you are very likely to hear should
you attend a *un with the Wasatch H3. We
obviously tailor the rating depending on who's
around us...well, usually.
G Songs:
You're #1:
You're...not #5
not #4, #3, #2
You're #1!! (accompanying hand gesture is not rated
G)
Drink it Down, Down.....
Down Down Song:
This is our Down
Down song
It isn't very long
Drink it Down, Down.....
Count Down Song:
Count down
song!!!
5-4-3-2-1
On your head!
Do-Re-Mi:
Dough, the
stuff, that buys me Beer
Ray, the guy who serves me Beer
Me, the guy, who drinks the Beer
Far, a long long way to Beer
So, I'll have another Beer
La, La, La, La, La, La, Laaa
Tea, no thanks I'm having Beer
And that brings us back to
Down, Down, Down, Down
Little Brown Mouse:
Some Beer was
spilt on the bar room floor
And the bar was closed for the night
When out from his hole crept a little brown mouse
And sat in the pale moon light
He lapped the liquor from the bar room floor
And on his haunches he sat
And all through the night you could hear him
rooooaaarrr.......
Bring out the gosh darned cat!!
Well the cat
came out and they had a little spat
And the cat ate up on the mouse
And the moral of this story iiiisssss.....
You can't drink liquor on the house!
Drink it Down, Down.....
True Blue:
Here's to these
guys
They're true blue
They are Hashers
Through and through
They are piss pots
So they say
They tried to go to heaven
But they went the other way
Drink it Down, Down.....
Meet The Hashers:
Hashers, meet
the Hashers
They're the biggest drunks in history
From the, Hash of Wasatch
They're the leaders in debauchery
Half Minds,
trailing Shiggy through the years
Watch them, as they drink a lot of Beers
Down, Down, Drink it Down, Down
Down, Down, Down, Down, Down, Down, Down, Down,
Down, Down, Down, Down, Down, ......
Swing Low:
Swing low, sweet
chariot
Cumming four to carry me home
Swing low, sweet chariot
Cumming four to carry me home
I looked over Jorden (strike 3!)
And what did I see
Cumming four to carry me home
A band of angels, cumming after me
Cumming four to carry me home
If you get
there, before I do
Cumming four to carry me home
Tell all of my firends
I'm a cumming two
Cumming four to carry me home
Sometimes I'm
up, Sometimes I'm down
Cumming four to carry me home
But I know my soul
Is heavenward bound
Cumming four to carry me home
Hashit Song (Credit to Piggus Dickus of Okinawa H3):
I got the Hashit
The Wasatch Hashit
'Cause I was stupid
On Trail today
I am a Wanker
Oh please don't hate me
Someone please take the Hashit away
Drink it Down, Down.....
Donny
The Retard (Sung to Frosty The Snowman):
Donny the retard
Had an 8 pound melon head
He was five foot three
And he said to me...
I LIKE TATER
TOTS!
PG Songs:
Cell Phone Song:
Moshi, Moshi Ano
ne
Ano ne, Ano ne
Moshi, Moshi Ano ne
*sshole desu ka?
Drink it Down, Down.....
(The words are Japanese and roughly translate to
"Hello, I was wondering if you are an *sshole")
Forgotten Whistle Song:
You seem
somewhat forgetful
Remind you maybe this will
Next time you come
Don't be so dumb
Just bring your f*cking whistle
Drink it Down, Down.....
Wings Of An Eagle:
If I had the
wings of an eagle
If I had the wings of a crow
I'd fly up over the treetops
and sh*t on the Hashers below
Drink it Down, Down.....
Publicly Pissed On:
They aught to be
publicly pissed on
They aught to be publicly shot (bang, bang)
They aught to be tied to a urinal
And left there to fester and rot
Drink it Down, Down.....
Virgins(Visitors):
We got Virgins
We got Virgins
At our Hash
At our Hash
Gonna get 'em drunked up
Gonna get 'em f*cked up
Down the hatch
Up your...
Drink it Down, Down.....
Why Were They Born So Beautiful:
Why were they
born so beautiful
Why were they born at all
They're no f*cking use to anyone
They're no f*cking use at all
They may be a joy to their mother
But they're a pain in the *sshole to me
Drink it Down, Down.....
My One-Skin:
My one-skin
hangs down to my two-skin
My two-skin hangs down to my three
My three-skin hangs down to my foreskin
My foreskin hangs down to me knee
Roll back, Roll
back
Roll back my foreskin for me, for me
Roll back, Roll back
Oh Roll back my foreskin for me
Drink it Down, Down.....
Air
Force Song:
Off we go
Into the wild blue yonder
Crash and burn
You son of a bitch
Drink it Down, Down.....
PG-13 Songs:
Backslider Song:
Where o where
were you last Hash
Why did you make us Hash all alone
You fat lazy bastard
You weren't even here
So we f*cked all the Virgins
And drank all the beer
Down, Down drink it all down
Drink it all down
Drink all of that Beer
You fat lazy bastard
You weren't even here
So we f*cked all the Virgins
And drank all the beer
Drink it Down, Down.....
*sshole:
*sshole, *sshole
A soldier I will be
To piss, to piss
Two pistols on my knee
For cunt, for cunt
For country and for queen
*sshole, *sshole, *sshole, *sshole
A soldier I will be
Drink it Down, Down.....
She's The Meanest:
She's the
meanest
She sucks the horses penis
She's the meanest, she's a horses *ss
Every since she found it
All she does is pound it
She's the meanest, she's a horses *ss
So, drink chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug....
She
Finally Shut Her Mouth:
She finally shut
her mouth!
She finally quit her bitchin'!
Now drink your Beer
Get out of here
And get back in the kitchen!
Drink it Down, Down.....
R Songs:
The Wiggle Of Her *ss:
Well, the wiggle
of her *ass would make a dead man cum
And the nipples on her tits are as big as my thumb
She's a mean mother f*cker, she's a great cock
sucker
She's a Harriette
Drink it Down, Down.....
Love Me Tender:
Love me tender
Love me sweet
Wrap your lips around my meat
Watch me wiggle
Watch me grin
As my cum *uns
Down, Down.....
Sex Pot:
She's a little
sex pot
Short and stout
These are her handles
Here's her G-spot
When she gets all worked up
Here her shout
Bend me over and Eat Me Out!
Drink it Down, Down.....
Did
You Ever Wonder:
Did you ever
wonder
If your mother gave a blow job
Just before she kissed you goodnight
Drink it Down, Down.....
Mrs.
Murphy:
Take it in your
hands Mrs. Murphy
It only weighs a quarter of a pound
It's got hair on its neck like a turkey
And it spits when you jerk it up and
Down, Down, Down.....
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